i wonder what snafu is in this language

ha.

the faucet of my kitchen sink just fell off.

in a loud, obnoxious clamour, too.

i imagine, now, that the water will just run down the wall if i pull up on the lever thingy, rather than down into the tall, temporary tower of dirty dishes from yesterday (also known as my sink).

but, i can't really say for sure what the water could do... because i have no water again today.

in vain, i attempted to suspend the faucet apparatus with dental floss, which i have seen work for repairing toilets that don't flush... but alas, i will have to navigate my way through this snafu in this language. maybe i should look at it as a good excuse to learn new words- for 'faucet', 'water spraying everywhere... maybe' and 'piece of junk won't reattach'. okay, kidding about the last.

off to the capital for a few days. will write again soon.